my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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