We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I CAN MOONWALK!
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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