I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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