I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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