im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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