im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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