There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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