I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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