Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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