chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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