she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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