Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Randomize
