If that was your dad, he is hot
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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