Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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