her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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