I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
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Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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