Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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