i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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