Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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