I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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