Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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