Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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