At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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