pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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