My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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