its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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