i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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