Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
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