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So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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