HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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