if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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