i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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