I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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