Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
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If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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