Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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