just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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