we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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