grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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