I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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