I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
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I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
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I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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