that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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