If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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