This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
This house was built for laser tag.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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