Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
tell me about the eggs
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