youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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