is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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