Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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