Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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