Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
i out mim tonsoeep
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
