He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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