There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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