You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
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So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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