Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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