Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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