The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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